Tuesday Cruiseday #1 E’ una JEEP!!!

I decided since I have been looking into vehicle makes and models for purchasing a new vehicle, have been helping at the bus garage, and have been put in charge of fixing the family cars I decided to discuss different good things and bad things of car manufacturers with a twinge of satire.

Chrystler products are not the best, but none is so reknowned as the company Jeep. You may or may not have seen the primary or secondary video’s about It’s a Jeep (Junk except exceptional pnuematics (under film)), but Jeepuf sounds too much like you’re buying a powder puff girls car, so they went with jeep. When you buy a jeep it’s not just a cult classic car that you bought into, it’s not even a cult classic manufacturer, it’s just a cult! While people who own a white jeep have an oxymoron, it’s guarunteed you know at least know jeep owner that is a moron. Jeep’s are known for being found boxing in improperly parked vehicles, parking on tires of other vehicles, and being parked half enclosed and half up a snow drift. Do they really go off roading as much as they claim, or is it just an excuse to not have to wash your car? Jeep owners know… If we are honest about jeeps all of these things are because Jeep owners need an excuse to go hang out with their mechanics. What better excuse to your wife to stay out playing with tools and fire than replying, it’s a jeep? That’s why Jeeps break down every year and need manufacturer specific parts so you can relate to time taylor and intsead of needing more power it’s needing mo par… Just kidding that would be too awesome the real reason is that they are owned by Fiat (Fails in all things)!!! Italian mechanical devices have historically been known for not conforming to replaceable parts in favor of artisan made devices. They are known for breaking and needing specific parts that only the artisan crafters can produce. Put this together with wide bases, and huge tires there are three ways to do things. The right way… the wrong way, and the JEEP Way!!!! Jeeps jump, jeeps bounce, jeeps go off road, jeeps slide on their roofs. Jeeps are exactly like boats bouncy, exciting, and two or three are in the bottom of your local fishing hole. If the happiest days of a boat owners life are the day they bought their boat and the day they sold their boat, same with jeep owners! Remember that you get what you pay for and with jeep you repeatedly get a whole lot all at once. If you like to play hungry hungry hippos with cars, get a jeep… I hope I didn’t just invent a new sport. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday the monster truck pull is playing hungry hungry hippo’s for your entertainment! Thanks to our new sponsor’s Jeep and the United Stated taxpayer’s who bailed them out.